| Taryn Beaker | |
|---|---|
 "You're scared I'll get hurt by the spooky god shit? Enh! I'm agnostic, what can he do to me." | |
| Player | N/A |
| Campaign | Songhaven |
| Statistics | |
| Title | None |
| Race | Undead (Masquerades as Human) |
| Class | Rogue |
| Age | Appears mid-30s, actually somewhere in his 300s |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 5'7" |
| Weight | Not much, being undead |
| Hair Color | None, Red (Disguise) |
| Eye Color | None, Red (Disguise) |
| Family | None living |
| Affiliation | The Rogues' Gallery |
| Alignment | Chaotic something. |
Taryn Beaker finally deserves his own wiki page, the brilliant bastard that he is. An Undead Rogue who works at the Rogues' Gallery, he sells generally shitty wares as part of his cover--in private, however, Taryn is a brilliant inventor and tinkerer, and his inventions help to keep Mars Torojic and the Rogues' Gallery afloat. He claims that by pretending to be incompetent, he ends up making more sales because people pity him...
Being Undead, he doesn't need to have a proper diet--and so, as he's told Derica Bruno and co, he eats nothing but cabbages.
He's agreed to help the Ice Ice Babies with their current quest of deceiving a literal god, and made Derica a choker in exchange for a favor later down the road.
Everyone asks me why he's hot and the reason is: Yes.